In honor of those comrades who could not catch the 5-minute madness (that's you @cind!!!), I twittered it for you:
* http://twitter.com/austingovella

The first madness was "unconf in seattle same weekend as euroia" (on page 2, currently)...

And the last madness was JJG's "nothing is true. tell everyone".

Of course, all madness was edited for content and fun. The 140-character madness of 5-minute madness. Or something.